Kindly report for duty ASAP. I need my coveralls turned into an Alexander Amosu suit and  my grease tainted steel-toed Redwings turned into  a pair of Berluti’s. Also please place a requisition for a Bugatti Veyron.   While you are at it, please stop by Santa’s and remind him I am yet to receive any responses on my requests for the 11th straight year.

Please be informed, that this is your last chance to prove you exist, else I shall have to take matters into my hands and accept that gruelling 9 to 5!

Eagerly anticipating a favourable response.

Your God Son!