#12: Jesus of New Jersey

Fittingly at Easter, New Jersey’s Brian McDowell having been caught on video asking sexual favours of a friend blames it all on being like Jesus.

April 15, 2017 · 1 min · AJ

#11: The Drunken Love Peculiarity

Francis’ love for Ogechi stays strong even after thirteen years and a ménage à trois of sorts. The proof of his passion being drunken beatings.

April 14, 2017 · 1 min · AJ

#9: The Fact-Fiction Coalescence

Truth, Mark Twain said, is stranger than fiction. For Ernest and Heather Franklin of Guilford, fiction may have inspired truth, a little bit too much.

April 12, 2017 · 1 min · AJ

#8 - Justice, By Smart Phone

Camera phones and the internet fundamentally democratise the perception of justice. That, United Airlines have learnt, for the not inconsiderable price of a billion dollars. --- Image Source: CNN

April 11, 2017 · 1 min · AJ

#7 - The Pain Realisation

Heather Lanier reflects on motherhood and the life altering changes a child with a disability brings. Super babies don’t cry; wrestling pain makes us human.

April 10, 2017 · 1 min · AJ

#6: The Yawn - Intelligence Equivalency

The perfect excuse for letting rip with a big yawn in the middle of a boring work meeting; your above average intelligence. Or over familiarity. Image Source: YawnTalking

April 9, 2017 · 1 min · AJ

#5 - The Yari Conjecture

Governor Yari’s explanation for the recent outbreak of Meningitis C in Nigeria? God sent it. 200 people have already got to ask Him why in person.

April 8, 2017 · 1 min · AJ

#4 - The Red Rum Fortuity

A man who rarely bets, Forty-three years, and a winning bet on Red Rum, all in the week before the Grand National returns. Fortuitous. – Image Source: The Guardian

April 7, 2017 · 1 min · AJ

#3 - A Matter of Interpretation

Though Mo and P both pilfered stuff, their ends could not be more diverse. For his hard work he earned six strokes, For hers, apologies. For Dame J and Mohammed who though both in possession of items of doubtful provenance, receive different rewards. Image Source Unsplash/Claire Anderson

April 6, 2017 · 1 min · AJ

#2 - The Chima Conundrum

For feisty bouts betwixt the sheets, Chima repays disdain. His heart, once broken by a buxom belle Still aches in pain for her delights. – For Chima the six who wants a ten.

April 5, 2017 · 1 min · AJ