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#24. The Garden Bridge Resolution

Fri, 28 Apr 2017 17:51:58 +0000

With several cost overruns, a muddled award process and potential conflicts of interest, L ondon’s Garden Bridge has finally being put out of its misery. #WhiteElephant

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#23. The Traffic Cop Incongruity

Thu, 27 Apr 2017 17:56:47 +0000

In attempting to prevent mobile phone use behind the wheel, righteous indignation got the better of David, a traffic cop. He is now £1,610 lighter.

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#22. The Curious Case of the Unseen President

Wed, 26 Apr 2017 17:05:27 +0000

Speculations about the President’s health - fuelled by an extended medical leave and missed meetings - are now cleared up. He is to rule from home. #Resolved.

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#21. The Quintuplet Solution

Tue, 25 Apr 2017 17:31:56 +0000

Moved by the Uduehis’ quintuplet problem EFAB have delivered a three bedroom house, a promise made by the Federation’s Head of Service, ostensibly in faith.

#20. The Dr K Fallacy

Mon, 24 Apr 2017 13:00:49 +0000

Sex with Dr K failed to cure Patient A’s MS. A battle to keep his license is his reward for the ensuing six month affair.

#19. That Dino Memoir...

Sun, 23 Apr 2017 17:57:00 +0000

With a foreword written by the Nigerian Senate President who is in court on corruption related charges, Dino’s memoirs chronicle his life of fighting corruption.

#18. The Dangerous Wife Incongruity

Sat, 22 Apr 2017 15:19:22 +0000

In self defence, Ifeanyi chained his feisty wife Obiageli to his I-pass-my-neighbour overnight. Her strength did not however prevent him from beating her first.

#17. The Crathes Conclusion

Fri, 21 Apr 2017 17:52:16 +0000

The smell of old things. The past, present and future colliding in a cacophony of bagpipes and squealing children. Flower-speckled greenery. The colour of spring.

#14: The Spontaneous Combustion Anomaly

Mon, 17 Apr 2017 19:36:40 +0000

Fresh from an Easter retreat, 100 Deeper Lifers escaped death by fire by the skin of their teeth; fire not from above but from within.

#13: For Easter, The Gospel in Twenty Five Words

Sun, 16 Apr 2017 18:34:57 +0000

For God so loved the world, that He gave His only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in Him should not perish, but have everlasting life --- John 3:16, KJV. Image Source

#12: Jesus of New Jersey

Sat, 15 Apr 2017 06:46:17 +0000

Fittingly at Easter, New Jersey’s Brian McDowell having been caught on video asking sexual favours of a friend blames it all on being like Jesus.

#11: The Drunken Love Peculiarity

Fri, 14 Apr 2017 23:03:20 +0000

Francis’ love for Ogechi stays strong even after thirteen years and a ménage à trois of sorts. The proof of his passion being drunken beatings.

#10: The Deep Learning AI Conundrum

Thu, 13 Apr 2017 18:37:40 +0000

Will Knight highlights the conundrum at the heart of deep learning AI - demonstrably good decisions, the inner workings of which are invisible to us. Fate?

#9: The Fact-Fiction Coalescence

Wed, 12 Apr 2017 16:58:16 +0000

Truth, Mark Twain said, is stranger than fiction. For Ernest and Heather Franklin of Guilford, fiction may have inspired truth, a little bit too much.

#8 - Justice, By Smart Phone

Tue, 11 Apr 2017 17:51:11 +0000

Camera phones and the internet fundamentally democratise the perception of justice. That, United Airlines have learnt, for the not inconsiderable price of a billion dollars.

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#7 - The Pain Realisation

Mon, 10 Apr 2017 19:15:28 +0000

Heather Lanier reflects on motherhood and the life altering changes a child with a disability brings.

Super babies don’t cry; wrestling pain makes us human.

#6: The Yawn - Intelligence Equivalency

Sun, 09 Apr 2017 19:55:54 +0000

The perfect excuse for letting rip with a big yawn in the middle of a boring work meeting; your above average intelligence. Or over familiarity.

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#5 - The Yari Conjecture

Sat, 08 Apr 2017 20:24:54 +0000

Governor Yari’s explanation for the recent outbreak of Meningitis C in Nigeria? God sent it. 200 people have already got to ask Him why in person.

#4 - The Red Rum Fortuity

Fri, 07 Apr 2017 18:22:28 +0000

A man who rarely bets, Forty-three years, and a winning bet on Red Rum, all in the week before the Grand National returns. Fortuitous.

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#3 - A Matter of Interpretation

Thu, 06 Apr 2017 17:26:36 +0000

Though Mo and P both pilfered stuff, their ends could not be more diverse. For his hard work he earned six strokes, For hers, apologies.

For Dame J and Mohammed who though both in possession of items of doubtful provenance, receive different rewards. Image Source Unsplash/Claire Anderson

#2 - The Chima Conundrum

Wed, 05 Apr 2017 19:54:26 +0000

For feisty bouts betwixt the sheets, Chima repays disdain. His heart, once broken by a buxom belle Still aches in pain for her delights.

– For Chima the six who wants a ten.

#1 - Bob, The Brave and Bold...

Tue, 04 Apr 2017 22:17:19 +0000

Bob the Brave would fight Brexit’s worthy cause. His Achilles Heel? An expired MOT

--- For Robert, who wants to take Spain on, on behalf of Gibraltar