https://archive.rustgeek.me/tags/beans-and-garri/ Recent content in Beans-and-Garri on A Geek's Life Hugo en Tue, 02 Feb 2010 19:23:27 +0000 https://archive.rustgeek.me/2010/02/02/what-not-to-do-on-a-monday-night/ Tue, 02 Feb 2010 19:23:27 +0000 https://archive.rustgeek.me/2010/02/02/what-not-to-do-on-a-monday-night/ <p><em>This is &lsquo;fiction&rsquo;&hellip;.</em></p> <p>What not to do on a Monday night is to boil beans&hellip;.. and having boiled it,   to eat it with garri and loads of milk&hellip;.  and sugar&hellip;.. especially when you know you are <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lactose_intolerance">lactose intolerant!</a></p> <p>Yours truly fell foul of the law of commonsense.. and did all the above&hellip; As expected, the <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fart">turbulence hit during the day</a>.. cue squirming, frequent strolls to let bombshells fly off with reckless abandon in the more secluded regions of the work place, plus the occasional guided missile.. a well timed, low level release. Thankfully there was no presentation today or else Naija boy for mess up big time!</p>