On stuff........This side of Heaven

Sun, 14 Jun 2009 09:20:36 +0000

Yours truly spent the weekend; the part not spent on Facebook, Twitter or playing Football Manager that is, thinking about all the things I need to sort out in the next phase of life for my aging self! Here are the Seven things I have to get done, in no particular order, before Heaven beckons….

Marry the akara making Halle berry/ Gordon Ramsay/ Martha Stewart superwoman of my dreams!
Write the best-selling collection of poems and or the book that gets me on the cover of TIME magazine and rave reviews as the new Shakespeare (speaking at TED would be a great alternative!)
Swivel in my chair and dictate global Pipeline Integrity Policy from my corner office at Corporate HQ on 800 Bell street for at least 20 years..
Walk a tight-rope stretched taut over the Niagara falls (or if my keg prevents me, pretend to!)
Get to retire to my yacht in the Caribbean and watch the sun set for at least another 20 years!
Make a one time donation of at least ten million dollars to World Vision, Compassion, or preferably Stepping Stones Nigeria.
Last and not the least, get some legit toe-curling, head twisting, mind boggling you-know-what..

Daaaayuuum…. Its a Sunday.. Enough of the day dreams - I’m off to Church!

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On stuff........This side of Heaven